Friday, May 12, 2006

Why is Jade still ungracing our TV?


Jade is good TV. She's actually takes excellent pictures, but she's better TV. Her mismangement of words & phrases are funny. Her attitude is drama. Every week people want to see/hear what Jade is going to pull next. But I seriously doubt she can win.

I love both Joanie & Danielle, and both take beautiful pictures. Danielle has more personality & spirit than 90% of the girls that have ever appeared on ANTM. I don't think there's been a more natural model than Joanie. Her elephant/shaver photoshoot was probably the best that's ever been done on ANTM. However, I do think that the producers are leading us down a path, making us believe that Danielle is too "uncouth" to win. Either lady would be a credit to any company that chooses to work for them. Sure Danielle's speech isn't the most eloquent, but it's not like you can't understand her at all! And I'm not Southern. How many top models today are from all over the world & have differing speech patterns & accents? And how they can say that Joanie doesn't "look" like a model is beyond me. She has that lovely long neck and excellent facial bone structure.

Why Chris Lost and is there a conspiracy?

Let's get to the main point: Was there a conspiracy by Fox to get rid of Chris?

No... for the following reasons:

1) there is always a "shocking" exit every season on AI (though few less shocking than this one.) Beginning with the first season, Tamyra Gray was booted in fourth place over the vocally poor Nikki "Pole Dancer" McKibbin. Just last season Constantine was booted early on over Scott Savol (though I prefered Scott over Crapenstine, personally). Not only that we had four very good singers & performers. With three white Southern males, the vote was bound to be split in some ways.

2) why on Earth would Fox anger so many viewers by getting rid of the guy who was leading most of the polls to win? why on Earth would Fox dump such a good singer when many more fans were tuning in just to watch Chris? It makes no sense logically or financially.

3) re the phone number conspiracy. Last season Fox had two instances which the phone numbers were messed up or had technically difficulty, and not only admitted it, but in one instance even had a revote taken. Some fans say they couldn't get through, some have said they got through right away and voted for an hour straight. I haven't voted for Chris for sometime, throwing all my votes to Elliot (with a few thrown in for Taylor).

All this conspiracy talk is just poor sportsmanship on the part of fans and now listening & reading Chris' exit interviews, I see where they get it from.

Chris admitted that he arrogantly believed he was untouchable. On RealityTVGames, there is a post of play-by-play when he & Katharine were on the Seal. He's smirking & grinning just before the announcement, like he knew there was no way he was going. Not only that, now he's placing the blame firmly on the shoulders of the voters, rather than admitting that his voice was having problems and he showed minimal personality (& mostly a boring one). And that his intensity - while great for most of the songs he sang - turned off alot of viewers. Hard rock music is not as popular as one thinks in the U.S. (witness Carrie, Kellie, Bucky....)

I've been reading & reviewing the boards the past few days, and surprisingly many fans - while not ecstatic that he's gone - actually are relieved not to have to listen to his one-note singing, see his glaring, unsmiling face/eyes, or get bored. These are not my opinions (though true to some extent), but rather everything I've gathered on the boards.

Why did Chris lose is a different story. I believe that yes, the fans weren't out in full force. But also, the majority of votes come in through TEXT MESSAGING, NOT PHONING. Chris's fans for the most part, aren't the type to spend $ texting. Not only that, based on his interviews and listening to the last two weeks, I believe Chris was phoning his performances in, waiting for the finale. And I'm not the only one who believed that. It's very obvious now that he's very hurt, upset, and slightly bitter. OVER A TV SHOW?! One that gave him more fans and opportunities than he could ever have singing in a bar. He needs to calm down, move on, and so do the fans. Chris will actually be better off not having won or even come in second and have to do some lame-ass soft-rock like Bo was forced to do. (For proof, a months-old documentary that was reviewed on FoxOnIdol.com, it's very revealing on how frustrated Bo was in making 'his' CD.)

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

American Idol 5/8

Taylor #1 - "Jailhouse Rock". Fun, energetic, the usual Taylor. It was a bit more kareoke than last week's 'FWB', but this is the Taylor we all smile at & clap with. Fug Simon, he's nuts sometimes.

Chris #1 - "Suspicious Minds". It was 'meh', for someone of Chris's abilities. And all I kept thinking was Why's he wearing Bo's sunglasses?

Elliot #1 - "????" Can't even remember what he sang! I do remember that he was shaky during the first part, and coming away unimpressed when he really needed to shine.

Katharine #1 - "Hound Dog" By rights, she should've nailed this song with as much fun as she seemed to be having. However, at this stage of the competition, to FORGET THE WORDS!!!! is a slap in the face to the artist and very unprofessional (Melissa McGhee anyone?), and they weren't even difficult lyrics (see Chris #2).

Taylor #2 - "In the Ghetto". Beautiful. Moving. When he nails a song, he NAILS a song. More moving & better interpretation that last week's "Something", and that's saying alot.

Chris #2 - "Little Less Conversation". I'm not sure what Simon's drinking, but he was waaay off on his critique of this song. It's a difficult song with the lower register taking up 90% of the song, and the hurried lyrics. But Chris nearly got it right. Except the last screaming part, he would've been better without that.

Elliot #2 - "Trouble". Unfortunately I missed this one, but from the clip it sounded 100% times better than the first. I'm throwing my vote his way to keep him on.

Katharine #2 - "Falling In Love". Aiiee, Aiiee, Aiiee. Not only was it over the top, but it was also shrill at points. Time for Katharine to go home. I'm surprised Simon isn't shilling for her, since she is the last female & a very pretty one at that.

Obviously I think Elliot & Katharine should be in the bottom two. Elliot has by far the best voice, however, he lacks the charisma. Taylor has the weakest voice, but the most personality & charisma. Taylor & Elliot also sing the songs from their soul. Katharine's more like a little robot (though not as bad as Diana), and Chris is too intense and needs to relax.... man. However, I do feel that Chris & Taylor (or Elliot & Taylor) will be battling it out at the end.

WINNER OF THE NIGHT: TAYLOR HICKS

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Tonight: American Idol does Elvis.

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Will the Taiwanese ever take Jade off our hands?

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