Friday, December 15, 2006

21st Century Christmas Songs

Songs of the season for all kinds of personalities:

1) Schizophrenia- --- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic- - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And StoresAnd Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire HydrantsAnd......... ...

5) Multiple Personality Disorder---- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better notShout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, JingleBells, Jingle Bells

10) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in MySlippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I BurnedDown the House

13) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!